Yay! I have good news!
Well, good news for me. The vast majority of people, (all three of you who aren't my parents or spouse), won't care, but I'm happy!
A short story I wrote a year or so ago is going to be published in an anthology!
(Cue applause, or make that breathy sound in your cupped hands, either works.)
I'll post details when I have them.
I must get busy. I'd lie and say that I am doing important things, but really I'm doing my version of Snoopy's happy dance.